Saturday, September 24, 2011

Best Divorce Letter ever!

Dear Wife, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 

years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone. Your EX-Husband P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life! —— 

Dear Ex-Husband Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem... LMAO

Thursday, September 15, 2011

I spent some time in the city this pass weekend with 2 of fav girls and the bf: :). So I woke  early Saturday morning flipin throw the t.v and I stop on the new to see was there any thing fun going on in Atlanta that day, and yet it was. I "Ice Cream Festival" i was super happy like a lil kid I love ice cream, I mean like who don't?! On top of it all the weather was great! So i wake the bf up so when can go :) and he love ice cream to so it not like he was going to say no to me.
   On the way we decide to take his nieces with us!

So there it was there on top of the hill! I was pretty sad that it was not at big as I will like.. I don't know i was thinking that it was like going to be super big, with like 31 different flavor or something! like people given out out free samples or something, but no free sample maybe cause it was only the 2nd one maybe next year it will be bigger and i will be there for it next it. So we decide to stay and walk around to see what was going on up there. 

Me with one of the girls before we went up the hill 
So this is some of the thing i seen when i went up the hill 

The girls was ready for some ice cream, so we went to look for some but there was only like 8 people out there salein ice cream and there line was like super long so. we let the girls pic what  that will like and this is was they pick .........ICE CREAM OFF A ICE CREAM

so the kids and the bf got there ice but me :( What i want the line was to long for it.. so the girls and I decided to fine a good spot under the tree to eat ice cream, and wait for the bf to get something to eat and the place he pick to get the food was not that good :(  

so when the bf got his food we went to the lake to eat and to feed the ducks! it was fun for a min until the bees decide to come out and play to.. then it was time to go! 


 it look like they was having a super good time feedin the duck :0)

I was super happy that the day did not end there, so when we was talking to the girls we found out that they have not been to the World of Coke Cola so we was like lets go.. And we had a super time O and the girls did too and I was happy that we had a good day with them. 

so from the the park we jump in the car and head to the World of Coke Cola, And in no time we was there the home of Cola. 

so when we went in we had to wait for a couple min for the group to fill up before they let us in. 

So when they let the "group in" we seen a movie and talk about so some of  the art work in Coka-Cola

So i'm going to add a lot of pic of us having fun enjoy 


So the last stop we made was for me "The Varsity" I love there hot dogs.. 

hey it might not look that good but i what i love! lol

untill next time! love ya xoxox